Would You Hit It?

Life isn't fair. It's raining here in NYC and effin Paul Shore is on the beaches of Maui with his plastic-tittied girlfriend. Paul effin Shore! Anyway, his shit isn't as bad as I think it would be. He looks like he has pencil dick though. That makes it easy to go in, but once it's in you can't feel shit! That being said, yes I'd hit it.

Prince Is One Grouchy Bitch

Prince is really taking this copyright shit to heart. There are some reports that he's suing three major Prince fansites for copyright infringement, because they used his likeness without his permission. Prince's bitches claim they are not suing them, but trying to work things out with them.

"The current issue is one between Prince's record label and three unofficial Web sites and relates to the use of Prince trademarks and photographs, many of which are Prince's copyright."

Prince reportedly spends hours of his own time on the internet looking for YouTubes and other videos using his music. He's a man gone crazy!

He's even put it in a song. A song called "PFunk" is apparently about Prince's fans not respecting his art. The lyrics go "The only reason you say my name is to get your fifteen seconds of fame, nobody’s even sure what you do. I don’t care what people may say, I ain’t gonna let it ruin my day. I love all y’all, don’t you ever mess with me no more." Click here to listen to it. Don't worry, you won't get an angry e-mail from Prince. He's put it up himself.

Prince needs to chill the fuck out! Meditate or something, because freaking yourself out is just not worth it. That's what he has people for. I can picture him in a dark, little room on the computer going through videos and fansites like a crazy troll. Damn, take a vicodin.

This One Had A Baby

Elisabeth Hasselcrack gave birth to a baby boy in Arizona yesterday morning reports ABC News . Hasselcrack is in Arizona, because her husband is a quarterback there for some football team.

The little bundle of joy weighed 7lbs and 15 ounces.

Tim Hasselcrack said, "Elisabeth and I are happy to announce the arrival of our son and we're thrill he arrived safely. Both mom and son are happy and healthy."

Elisabeth will wait until Monday to reveal the name of her baby. She will call into "The View" and let everyone know. Egotistical bitch! Like anyone cares. It's probably a boring name like Brian or Michael. Yes, Michael is a boring ass name and I should change mine or spell it differently at least. Like Mikael, Mykel or something.

Anyway, congrats to Hasselcrack! She better not get too comfortable, because you just know her baby is going to start hating her strict ass any minute.

He's Serious

I don't know how that little twinkie does it. He either has extremely flawless skin or he's wearing a full face of make-up to the gym. Homegirl is for serious about his mug. I read somewhere that he even wears fake eyelashes. That's a little too good to be true, but it's good for laughs. He should let up his beauty secrets though. I'm sure a lot of chicks out there would love to know which products don't eff up when you sweat.

Zac Efron's book of beauty! Here's twinkie at the gym yesterday.

The Voice Of A Generation

ONTD has this hilarious clip taken from Britney Spears' Live from Las Vegas show in 2001. I guess it's the audio of her singing live without all the effects and shit. A tone deaf motherfucker bouncing on a trampoline with a dick in their mouth would sound better singing her songs than she does. Click here to listen to it.

And once again here's Brit looking hot and ready for a Pantene commercial in Los Angeles yesterday. She went shopping for her kids. Imagine that. Oh and by Pantene commercial I mean a steel wool commercial. That hair is so lovely.

Kim Kardashian - Playboy Cover Celebration

Kim Kard(ASS)hian was spotted signing her own booty on copies of her December Playboy at a party in NYC on Tuesday.At least she's nice to her fans eh? And she knows what sells, and who are we to stop her?And millions of men celebrate the fact that she’s given them something else to hide in the bathroom with.

Eva Mendes - Sexy in Campari Calender 2008

Check out the new 2008 Campari Calendar featuring silverscreen goddess Eva Mendes as snapped by Italian photographer Marino Parisotto.I think these pictures are amazing!! She looks absolutely stunning in every picture and the whole fairtytale concept of the campaign is perfect! Dress designers include: Max Chaoul, Roberto Cavalli, Alberta Ferretti and Elie Saab.Campari, should you don't have any idea on what is it, is a major Italian alcohol beverage company. Loves it!She looks hot!!!

+9 pictures inside of Making of Campari Calender 2008

Kelly Brook Promoting Her Lingerie Line

After launching her own perfume a few weeks ago, Kelly Brook keeps moving forward, as she spent Sunday launching a grade new lingerie line at New Look Store, but i’m disappointed i want to see Kelly does the hard work herself!